Thank you so much for stoppin' by to see me!
Please be sure to scratch my ears. I'll give you lots of kisses and fall asleep in your lap.
Unless of course you have a nice soft blanket for me to burrow under. Then you won't see me for hours.
Beware of the my other end though. Dad doesn't call me a "Stink-Hound" for no reason.
Well, I need to get back to my chewies and napping. Buh-bye!